By the Checkout Line

In Surah 58, the quran becomes a tabloid.

Ho hum. Something about divorce regulations. Also:

¹⁰ Secret counsels are only (inspired) by the Evil One, in order that he may cause grief to the Believers;

From what I gather from my in-depth research that consists of googling a few things and saying the hell with it because I'm so sick of this silliness, they mean gossip: Doan do it. Like we just did in chapter 24, right? Don't do that. Also there's more profound moral guidance to aid all humankind in their search for spiritual meaning:

¹ O ye who believe! When ye are told to make room in the assemblies, (spread out and) make room:

Also, share your toys. Don't push. Let the other boys and girls use your colors.