2/11/10

Malingering

The last post established that brain tumors can cause pedophilia. Stands to reason they cause other shit too, like coprolalia, not to be confused with coprophila, which I don't know what causes and I don't wanna know, in fact I'm sorry I even brought it up.

Fuckedupness in the brain causes schizophrenia, and we all know its symptoms. That's right, religious delusions! 24% of schizos have these kinds of experiences, their symptoms are the worst, and they respond less to treatment. 


We've known that ever since William James wrote the Varieties of Religious Experience back in 1902 and showed that these crazy-visions were indistinguishable from the prophet kind. Or the drug-induced kind, which is why we all read that book back in the sixties between our conversations with god. He was groovy.
Drugs can cure them too. Here's a case where clopenthixol cures ghost possession and criminal behavior. It's a two-fer. With the right dope we could cure all the three P's—Paranoia, Pedophilia, Polygamy. And Prophethood. They all have it, here are links to Jim Jones and David Koresh. And Joe Smith, too LOL.

Well Mo's another one. Arias outlines how Mo had epilepsy, as per Ali Sina, in his book. The dude seriously spazzed out.

"Whenever the wahy (revelation) descended upon the Messenger of Allah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him), it affected him, the stress showed on him and his face would change” (Ibn Kathir re 4:15)

All the Mohammedans agree he got all weird when he claimed to be hearing god: he sweated like crazy, snored, made funny noises, got red in the face, moved his lips like talking, and when it was over he came to himself gradually. Sahih Muslim says he snorted like a camel.

During revelation Umar used to cover Muhammad with a piece of cloth and Muhammad snorted like a camel …7.2654

Something's funny. Back when he was being a pest in Mecca, the tribe had a meeting to decide what was wrong with him.
"‘Then he is possessed,’ they said. ‘No, he is not that, ... for we have seen possessed ones, and here is no choking, spasmodic movements and whispering.’ " and “you said he was possessed, but he is not, for we have seen the possessed, and he shows no signs of their gasping and whispering and delirium”.
Hmmm ... sooo, ... the patient does not present typical epileptic seizures, but something different, yet similar ... a very strange case, doctor. Some people say he didn't show any outward signs at all, that he just dozed off, woke up and claimed a revelation. No epileptic fits, no drama:
The Holy Prophet was among us. In the meantime he dozed; then he raised his head, smiling, ...told them that a Surah had just been revealed to him.”

That's his wife Aisha, and she oughta know, talking about him receiving divine revelation from god making up chapter 108. She's also the one who told him this:

"I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires." (Sahih Al-Bukhari, V6, B60, N311)
 

It seems like he realized early on what a good scam he had going, and milked it for all it was worth. Got careless after he was all powerful, didn't bother to put on a good act every time.

There're other opinions, of course. Marmaduke Pickthall, in his introduction of the Holy Quran, says "the words which came to him (Mohammed) when in a state of trance are held sacred by the Muslims and are never confounded with those which he uttered when no physical change was apparent in him. The former are the Sacred Book (the Koran); the latter the Hadith or Sunnah...”

Since Sura 108 is part of the NobleSacredHoly Quran, Pickthall is calling the Mother of the Believers a goddamned liar. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. How could a devout believer do such blasphemous thing? The Buybull thumpers over at answering-islam know why:

LOL “it is stated ...'if an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached (Jesus' gospel) let him be eternally condemned'" (Galatians 1:8)..
“To be brief... the Koran was revealed by a false spirit (a demon).” “With the above statement Pickthall is confirming that the Koran was recited by Mohammed while in a state of trace or in other words under demonic possession.”
LOL! I guess they told them, dint they?

These scripture lemmings are just SO CUTE when they argue.

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