1/25/11

Kickboxers


So, a bunch of kickboxers are hanging out, and the question comes up,

“What's the one thing that makes a good fighter?”

People throw in different answers, some say a good punch, others say kicking, groundwork, this and that. Finally somebody turns to the old man sitting in the corner not saying anything.

“What do you think, coach? What makes a good fighter?”

“Patience”

“Patience?”

“That's right. A bozo moves because he thinks he has to fight back. A fighter,” he says, “handles attacks as they come, and he waits. When he moves, it's because it's the right time to move.”



This has nothing to do with the current 'War on Terror'. Of course not. Why would you ask?

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