9/26/11

Lance


So OK Lance, who appears to be a dumbass.   He gets on skeptic blogs and says stupid shit.  Being interested in abnormal psych, I check out his blog. It's all christainy, with a tab that says I am an insane crazed biblethumping fundy  ministry/evangelism, but mostly it's a comic strip.  Sez he,

 The purpose is to entertain folks ... and ultimately to Glorify God in the process.
It's good he told me that, coz my first impression was that he was making fun of christains. It was also my second and  third impression before I figured it out.  See what you think.


The guy on the right is Art, who obviously is a complete fucking moron. The left guy is stuck in a cell with him and man, I sympathize: waterboarding, or a lockdown with a jackass who cites bible verses--tough choice, that one.

Bu bu but wait, good old Lance, he's trying to ....  oh fuck I don't know,  he seems to think portraying his hero as a collossal asshole will make us want to emulate the jerk.

JOIN THE ASSHOLIANS! YOU TOO CAN BE A CLUELESS DOLT! IN THE SLAMMER!

Then I thought, if that's how he thinks, then it makes perfect sense to go on skeptic blogs and make yourself look like a clueless idiot, so that people will join you.  I guess. It's tough to try and follow the thought processes of a lower life form, like a sea urchin, or Lance. 

Lance, he even says "I have taught  "... 'Way of the Master' by Ray Comfort ..."  and doesn't even have enough sense to be embarrassed. That kind of thing should only be shared, on a dark lonesome beach, after too much Old Grandad, between you and your dog. 


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